CHAPTER II.
THE GOLDEN BIBLE AND ITS CONTENTS.

The various verbal accounts, all contradictory, vague, and inconsistent, which
were given out by the Smith family respecting the finding of certain Gold or
brazen plates, will be hereafter presented in numerous depositions which have
been taken in the neighborhood of the plot. -- Since the publication of the book
they have been generally more uniform in their relations respecting it.
They say that some two years previous to the event taking place, Joseph, Jun.,
began his interviews with Angels, or spirits, who informed him of the wonderful
plates, and the manner and time of obtaining them. This was to be done in the
presence of his wife and first child, which was to be a son. In the month of
September, 1827, Joseph got possession of the plates, after a considerable
struggle with a spirit. The remarkable event was soon noised abroad, and the
Smith family commenced making proselytes among the credulous, and lovers of
the marvelous, to the belief that Joseph had found a record of the first settlers
in America.
Many profound calculations were made about the amount of their profits on the
sale of such a book. A. religious speculation does not seem to have seriously
entered into their heads at that time. The plates in the mean time were
concealed from human view, the prophet declaring that no man could look upon
them and live. They at the same time gave out that, along with the plates, was
found a huge pair of silver spectacles, altogether too large for the present race
of men, but which were to be used, neverthe less, in translating the plates.
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The translation finally commenced. They were found to contain a language not
now known upon the earth which they termed "reformed Egyptian characters."
The plates, therefore, which had been so much talked of, were found to be of no
manner of use. After all, the Lord showed and communicated to him every word
and letter of the Book. Instead of looking at the characters inscribed upon the
plates, the prophet was obliged to resort to the old "peep stone," which he
formerly used in money-digging. This he placed in a hat, or box, into which he
also thrust his face. Through the stone he could then discover a single word at
a time, which he repeated aloud to his amanuensis, who committed it to paper,
when another word would immediately appear, and thus the performance
continued to the end of the book.
Another account they give of the translation, is, that it was performed with the
big spectacles before mentioned, and which were in fact, the identical Urim and
Thumim mentioned in Exodus 28 - 30, and were brought away from Jerusalem by
the heroes of the book, handed down from one generation to another, and finally
buried up in Ontario county, some fifteen centuries since, to enable Smith to
translate the plates without looking at them!
Before the work was completed, under the pretense that some persons were
endeavoring to destroy the plates and prophet, they relate that the Lord
commanded them to depart into Pennsylvania, where they could proceed
unmolested. Smith, accordingly, removed his family thither; but it appears that
it was at the request of his father-in-law, instead of the command of the Lord.
A box, which he said contained the plates, was conveyed in a barrel of beans,
while on the journey. Soon after this, his father-in-law, Mr. Isaac Hale, on
account of his daughter, agreed to sell Smith a part of his farm, provided he
would go to
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work and quit his impositions. He said he had given up his former occupation, and
concluded to labor for a living. But, in a few weeks Harris made his appearance
there, and soon after Cowdery, and Smith again commenced looking into the hat,
and telling off his bible. In the mean time, Satan had made an assault upon Harris,
and robbed him of one hundred and sixteen pages of the bible, which had been
translated. Cowdery was the chosen scribe to complete the work; after which the
plates were again buried up by the command of the Lord, in a place unknown to
the prophet or any other person.
The Golden Bible was finally got ready for the press, and issued in the summer of
1830, nearly three years from the time of its being dug up. It is a book of nearly
six hundred pages, and is unquestionably one of the meanest in the English, or
any other language. It is more devoid of interest than any we have ever seen. It
must have been written by an atheist, to make an experiment upon the human
understanding and credulity. The author, although evidently a man of learning,
studied barrenness of style and expression, without an equal. It carries
condemnation on every page. The God of Heaven, that all-wise Being, could never
have delivered such a farrago of nonsense to the world. But we must proceed to
examine it more in detail. The title page says:
"The Book of Mormon, an account written by the hand of Mormon,
upon plates taken from the plates of Nephi; wherefore it is an
abridgment of the record of the people of Nephi; and also of the
Lamanites, which are a remnant of the House of Israel; and also
to Jew and Gentile; written by way of commandment, and also by
the spirit of prophesy and of revelation: written, and sealed up,
and hid up unto the Lord, that they might not be destroyed; to
come forth by the gift and power of God, unto
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the interpretation thereof; sealed by the hand of Moroni, and hid
up unto the Lord, to come forth in due time by the way of
Gentiles; the interpretation thereof, by the gift of God; an
abridgment taken from the Book of Ether.
Also, which is a record of the people of Jared, which were
scattered at the time the Lord confounded the language of the
people when they were building a tower to get to Heaven, which
is to show unto the remnant of the house of Israel, how great
things the Lord has done for their fathers; and that they may
know the covenants of the Lord, that they are not cast off
forever; and also to the convincing of the Jew and Gentiles, that
Jesus is the Christ, the Eternal God, manifesting himself to all
nations. And now if there be fault, it be the mistake of men;
wherefore condemn not the things of God, that ye may be found
spotless at the judgment seat of Christ.
By Joseph Smith, Jun. Author and proprietor."
It is necessary that the reader should constantly bear in mind, that the impostor
is held out to be a very ignorant person, so much so, that he can write nothing
except it be dictated to him, word by word, by the mouth of the Lord. Here then
we have a specimen of a title page according to infinite wisdom: constituting
Joseph Smith, Jun. "Author and proprietor," in order that he may have the sole
profit of the work. Although the Mormon may have a faculty of pointing out
examples, and proving every thing by scripture, we think it will trouble them to
find an instance where the Great Jehovah has ever sent a message to fallen man,
and that in the most miraculous way; and constituted any individual its retailer,
and sole sharer of its profits! But we are told that "the ways of God are past
finding out," and he has therefore given to Joseph Smith a "copy right" to sell this
last message, and that too from
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under the hand and seal of "R. R. Lansing, clerk of the Northern District of New
York."
But a saving clause is inserted in the title page, and several times repeated in the
book. It seems that neither the Lord or Smith, were willing to avow themselves
the authors of the whole fable: "and now if there be fault, it be in the mistake
of men"!!! Here then we have an acknowledgment that there may be faults, a
bundle of truths and falsehoods, sent forth to imperfect man, without a single rule
being given to distinguish one from the other!!! Oh! the credulity of man!
The real author, notwithstanding his studied ignorance, was well acquainted with
the classics. The names of most of his heroes have the Latin termination of i,
such as Nephi, Lehi, and Moroni. The word Mormon, the name given to his book,
is the English termination of the Greek word "Mormoo," which we find defined in
an old, obsolete Dictionary, to mean "bug-bear, hob-goblin, raw head and bloody
bones." It seems, therefore, that the writer gave his book not only a very
appropriate, but classical name. His experiment upon the human mind, he thought,
would be more perfect, by giving it a name, in addition to its contents, which
would carry upon its face the nature of its true character -- a fiction of
hob-goblins and bug-bears.
Next comes the "Preface," signed "the Author," which shows that the Lord was
willing to approve and adopt the most modern plan of making books, by inserting
a title page, copy right, and a preface. The substance of the preface is, that the
author had translated one hundred and sixteen pages from the plates of Lehi,
written by the hand of Mormon, which were stolen by some person: "and being
commanded by the Lord, that I should not translate the same over again, for
Satan had put it into their
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hearts to tempt the Lord their God, by altering the words, that they did read
contrary from that which I translated and caused to be written; and if I should
bring forth the same again, they would publish that which they had stolen, and
Satan would stir up the hearts of this generation, that they might not receive
this work: but behold, the Lord said unto me, I will not suffer that Satan shall
accomplish his evil design in this thing: therefore thou shalt translate from the
plates of Nephi, until ye come to that which ye have translated, which ye have
retained; and behold ye shall publish it as the record of Nephi; and thus I will
confound those who have altered my words."
The facts respecting the lost manuscript, we have not been able to ascertain.
They sometimes charged the wife of Harris with having burnt it; but this is denied
by her. They were, however, taken from the possession of Harris, by a miracle
wrought by Satan. The prophet has undertaken to inform the reader how the Lord
got him out of this dilemma: "thou shalt translate from the plates of Nephi until
thou come to that which ye have translated, which ye have retained, and behold
ye shall publish it as the record of Nephi." Here the Lord, in order to counteract
the works of the Devil, is represented by Smith as palming off upon the world an
acknowledged falsehood, -- the records of Lehi must be published as the records
of Nephi. Again, how could Smith know when he came to that which he had
translated, without looking at the plates, (which he could not read if he did,) for
he does not pretend that there was any miracle in this operation. But who,
except one fully endued with the folly and wickedness of "the author," can believe
for a moment, that the Lord would make known his will in such language. Again,
an important record which had been made by a miracle,
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kept for ages by a miracle, dug from the ground by a miracle, and translated by
a miracle, was stolen by some one, so that even a miracle could not restore it,
and thus were the designs of the Lord counteracted by "Satan putting it into
their hearts to tempt the Lord."